- You have a very strong opinion about where your coffee beans are grown, and you can taste the difference between Sumatran and Ethiopian.
- You can't remember . . . is pot illegal?
- A really great parking space can totally move you to tears.
- Gas costs $1.00 per gallon more than anywhere else in the U.S.
- Unlike back home, the guy at 8:30 am at Starbucks wearing a baseball cap and sunglasses who looks like George Clooney really IS George Clooney.
- Your car insurance costs as much as your house payment.
- You can't remember . . .is pot illegal?
- It's barely sprinkling rain and there's a report on every news station: "STORM WATCH."
- You pass an elementary school playground and the children are all busy with their cells or pagers.
- It's barely sprinkling rain outside, so you leave for work an hour early to avoid all the weather-related accidents.
- HEY!!!! Is pot illegal????18. Both you AND your dog have therapists, psychics, personal trainers and cosmetic surgeons.
- The Terminator is your governor.
The Stars at night shine big and bright (clap clap clap) deep in the heart of Texas ......
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