Prelude to One

My anniversary date is upon us. What a year it has been. This year has been good, bad, and everything else in between. I think one good thing that I have learned this year is that marriage, living in a house full or ladies, the Lifetime movie marathons, the tea parties, and constantly having to redress and carry Barbie dolls and pursues has not made me soft. The time that I have spent on my own as a pseudo bachelor I have been able to quickly adapt again to those life skills that took me years build up before marriage, children, and civilization:

• Eating pizza for breakfast, lunch, dinner, then breakfast once again
• Ice – Cream (milk shakes for breakfast)
• Watching sports all day on the weekends in between naps
• Working out late at night
• Wearing holey clothes around the apartment
• Scratching, belching, and using my freedom of speech when I drive